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random thoughts of a self-diagnosed neurotic with the attention span of a five-year old... a blog by Alternati

30, 3, 5, 5-7-5

Saturday, March 24, 2007



30 Rock
premiered on Starworld yesterday.

Jack Donaghy (Baldwin): Alfredo 2pm.
Liz Lemon (Fey): I'm not dressed for that.
Jack: You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

(Liz borrows a pink suit from the wardrobe stylist)

Jack: That’s how you should dress for work, by the way.
Liz: Yeah, if I was president of the Philippines.
A cast of stand-up comedians, SNL alumni, and that girl that played Ally Mcbeal's secretary, quick and witty repartee, hemorrhoid cream... I love the show already.


3 words
that made my day yesterday

Basti Artadi is baaaack.





5 blogs (and my futile attempt at haikus)

A meme tag from Tin-tin (one of my fave posts of hers is Birthday Gift... clever. hehe)

The rules:
1. Choose five blogs randomly (I cheated, I chose) from your blogroll.
2. For each blog, choose at least one entry (you could add more) which is your favorite post by this blogger.
3. Include a link to this post and explain why you like it.
4. The chosen five bloggers are considered tagged and they will also have to do the same in their blogs. (I waive this rule. hehehe)

Don’t be too hung up on grammar or some writing technicalities, just choose for the simple reason that you enjoyed reading the entry - it made you laugh, shed tears, fuming mad, motivated, inspired - whatever your reasons are, you think it’s the blogger’s best post so far and could even make it to the list of the blogosphere’s all time favorites.

I. Pandemian

Tin can telephone
too much in awe to comment
What is pandemian?

Omphaloskepsis
alternative ways to die
Yes, apoplexy

Two, Ergophobia
eight things he wanted to be
Reasons why he won't


II. Random Thoughts
The Nashman, hobbit
four feet and fourteen inches?
Wicked hilarious

HHHN, ullk
Eight things I hate 'bout Paris
couples making out

Pee trajectory
Nashman Studies of Motion:
Viewer discretion



III. For Crying Out Loud

Yes... Talamasca
puts the "fun" in funeral
read: sardonic wit

TV-phile, What's up
with all the TV deaths? huh?
Ditto on Nello

Two, Anacondas:
the hunt for the bloody orchid
Haha... haha... ha


IV. Kat's Scribbles

Musings, motherhood
Music and mayhem... mmm-key?
Alliteration

New word: hellacious
Twenty four hours, Projectile
Vomiting and poop

Just a Slice of Life
Rockstar mom, Rockstar baby
Hi Mr. Froggy


V. Being Five

He's Georgie, He's five
A kid who can blog using
voice recognition

Thanksgiving dinner
Turkey, pumpkins, grandmothers
Paper, paper bag

Becky came over
Why'd he try to sneak a kiss?
Brangelina... Whap!


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I'm off to Bulacan for the weekend. Happy weekend everyone! (Look at me all bright and chirpy... this soon shall pass)

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