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random thoughts of a self-diagnosed neurotic with the attention span of a five-year old... a blog by Alternati

TAG! I'm it!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

This is the first time I got tagged since I started blogging. I got tagged by snglguy by a long meme... lengthy posts aren't new in my blog.

The Rules:
1. Emphasize all lines that apply to you.
2. Tag 5 more people after you finish, complete with links to their sites.
3. Let the person you've tagged KNOW that they've been tagged.

Brace yourself...


>I wish I was a different ethnicity. ("pinoy ako, pinoy tayo"... that song was a rip-off)
>I have an eating disorder.
>I'm short.
>I'm tall. (relatively)
>I think I'm really attractive. (I hear Carly Simon singing... "You walked into the party...")
>I prefer winter over summer. (Any excuse to wear my mufflers)
>I'm a geek. (and proud to be one!!)
>I'm a shopaholic.
>I'm reasonably intelligent. (I think... thank god they jammed "resonably" in there)
>I'm attracted to girls.
>I'm attracted to boys. (err... men)
>I like British accents. (Jude Law, Paul Bettany, Anthony Hopkins, Cate Blanchett... It makes people extra charming and interesting or something)
>I smoke regularly.
>I drink regularly.
>I smoke socially.
>I drink socially.
>I get drunk easily.
>I do drugs.
>I will never date a bad kisser. (... teach a man to fish, err... kiss...)
>I've lied to avoid kissing them again. (when teaching makes it awkward or when teaching doesn't work)
>I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
>I'm religious.
>I'm not religious but have morals. (I'd like to think I'm spiritual)
>I lie frequently. (when I get in trouble frequently)
>I'm impulsive. (...too impulsive)
>I'm hardworking. (most of the time)
>I liked "Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind". (very very much)
>"She's All That" is one of my favourite movies. (seriously?)
>I'm good at History. (I think so, but I never liked the History subject... too many dates)
>I speak more than two languages. (I can swear in 9 languages and 3 dialects)
>I enjoy taking pictures. (I have my cam in my bag right now)
>I like spending money on myself. (duh?!)
>I like spending money on others. (Just a select few)
>I have a regular income. (although "regular" is arguable)
>I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
>I pay my own bills. (well... most of them)
>I rely on my parents for money.
>I can cook. (not to save my life)
>I enjoy cleaning. (I think you got me mistaken for Monica Geller-Bing)
>Tidiness is a must in my life.
>I like clutter. (It makes any place homier)
>My idea of good music is Britney Spears. (*barf*)
>I have heard of Blonde Redhead.
>I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
>I'm fashion-conscious.
>I have good taste. (I don't know really...)
>People tell me I have good taste.
>I excel academically. (told you I was a geek)
>I'm told I have yet to fulfill my potential. (potential... schmotential)
>I'm good at sports.
>I'm good at certain sports. (Or I hope I were)
>I couldn't do sports to save my life.
>I'm creative.
>I'm artistically inclined.
>I wanna be an artist when I grow up. (I am grown up... I think)
>I wanna be an engineer when I grow up.
>I eat when I'm upset. (... and when I'm not)
>I cannot adapt to change. (you're filipino! adaptation is in your genes! don't be a pretentious pampered conio)
>I'm interested in politics. (was...)
>I have shoplifted. (a dare... I got away)
>I download MP3s. ("Applewire")
>I've done underage drinking. (sshh)
>I've gone underage clubbing. (sshh)
>I can dance reasonably well. (hahaha)
>I can dance extremely well. (HAHAHAHA)
>I dance like a cardboard gorilla. (that's more like it)
>I can sing. (*Sigh*)
>I sing like someone stepped on my foot. (more like a strangled cat)
>I can swim. (This meme knows all my inabilities)
>I enjoy surveys.
>I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
>I keep a journal. (I had journals... but I can't seem to keep them)
>My teachers don't like me.
>I enjoy controversy.
>I can be a bitch/bastard. (yeah... although I resent "bastard". I am legitimate)
>I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
>I have tattoos. (gonna)
>I've been in a nudist colony.
>I'm not sure if I want to have children. (I don't have the parent gene)
>I'm not sure if I'll get married. (I don't have the marriage gene either)
>I know who I will marry. (you should be wearing an engagement ring if you highlight this)
>I'm interesting. (come on! fungus is interesting)
>I'm a good liar. (except when playing Texas Hold'em)
>People enjoy talking to me. (hmmm....)
>I annoy people from time to time. (yep, I can be pretty annoying)
>I'm a born leader.
>I'm a born leader but shouldn't lead. (hahaha)
>I enjoy felching. (???)
>I have a foot fetish.
>I have a shoe fetish.
>I watch "Sex and the City". (like a stalker when it was still on air)
>I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty. (in the conventional manner)
>I wanna be J.Lo. (and have trouble fitting into my pants? No thanks)
>I cut myself. (accidentally)
>I've cut myself. (accidentally, I said)
>I hate people who pretend to be suicidal. (nothing more pathetic)
>I hate popular people.
>I think cheerleading is a sport.
>I'm photogenic.
>I live in Chucks. (Taylors? I'm wearin em now)
>I think graffiti is art.
>I have dated a criminal. (That'd be fun)
>I have been cheated on. (blah!)
>I have cheated on someone.
>I have a temper. (no comment)
>I like playgrounds. (just did a post yesterday)
>I dance in the rain. (although I don't dance)
>I'm obsessed with Shakespeare. (I like Shakespeare, but not to the point of obsession)
>I have tanlines.
>My favourite color is pink.
>My favourite color is black. (it's green)
>I would classify myself as emo.
>I'm musically inclined. (I wish)
>I like listening to music.
>I like music-blasting cars. (only when I'm in that car)
>Thongs are comfortable. (floss anyone?)
>I like flip-flops.
>I know what monogamy is... and I believe in it.
>I wanna be a social worker when I grow up.
>I have sibling/s. (2)
>My sibling/s annoy me. (that's how all siblings are programmed)
>I think "South Park" is funny. ("Screw you guys... I'm goin home...)
>I believe in LOVE. (haayy...)

Five people to reek revenge on, hmmmm....:
Gothic babe

If you don't do this tag, your blog will be deleted!

kidding... Answer the meme at your own risk.

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